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How are these cops going to sink u-boats now?
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Link to article? My cousin used to work for the sheriff auxiliary in Kalispell.
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3:31 AM: A Kalispell man reported he had trapped a bear in his underground fallout shelter and wanted someone to get it out.
4:11 AM: A Kalispell woman called to ask about the procedure for avoiding an exploding nuclear submarine. She says duck and cover wouldn’t cut it.
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https://thehardtimes.net/culture/defunded-police-department-forced-to-sell-off-nuclear-submarine/
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“ Ol’ Blasty”
This is the moment m y sides went straight into orbit.
06/25/2020 at 18:15 |
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Thank you!
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We still have the tiger, so there is that. It’s a little known fact that F lathead lake is the largest natural fresh water lake west of the M ississippi. So a sub is not too far off from being needed. There is an actual naval base on a lake in Idaho.
06/25/2020 at 18:25 |
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That’s not all the surplus they bought!
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Yes killing nazis from the sky
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Screen name checks out.
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It seems The Onion has some competition.
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Think of the 4th of July fireworks that you can no longer have. :(
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But it is a Naval SURFACE warfare center. They either wage war on subpar Microsoft tablets or they battle on the surface. No room for underwater shenanigans in the title.
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I’ll never speed again. Or sleep easy for that matter
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I Shot the last of my mortars this winter.
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Worthy armament for any nuclear sub!
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Pleased to report that the surplus Tomahawks are still in the 2021 budget... just in case those illegal alien Molson’s drinkers try anything.